Pre-paper ritual

December 1st, I'm in a foreign state. I'm running late. I'm all alone wishing I was home with you, baby.

Are you doing anything for St.Patricks day?
Most likely no.

Would you ever consider visiting Ireland?
Sure. I don't see why not.

Have you ever participated in a parade?
No.

Would you like to visit Venice?
I mean, it would be cool and all, but it's not at the top of my "must see" list.

Do you ever decide you don't like someone without properly knowing them?
Sometimes. And sometimes I become pretty good friends with those people I initially disliked without reason.

What is your favourite ice-cream topping?
Cookies.

Did you ever get a really nice ice-cream and then drop it in the dirt? :O
Probably. That's not as bad, or funny, as when my brother just didn't want his ice cream cone anymore, so he just put it on top of his head. ahaha

What age were you when you learned to cycle a bike?
Around five.

Do you ever write stories or poems for fun?
When something comes to mind, I write it down.

Get the nearest CD to you and write the song title no.13
This CD only has 10 songs on it.

Have you ever read a really funny book?
I've read books with funny parts in them, but never an all-around funny book.

Have you ever walked through a forest at night on your own?
Yes.

When was the last time you were in a graveyard?
Almost exactly a year ago.

What is the largest body of water near your hometown?
Duck Shit Lake, I guess.

Do you have an awesome-tastic 'natural display' calculator?
Uhh... no?

Do you know anyone who is an albino?
Not personally. I wonder when that episode of True Life is supposed to air, though.

Do you have melanin in your eyes?
Doesn't everyone?

Do you have any plans for the weekend?
Work, work, work. I'm going to be so freaking busy for the next two weeks.

Are you dreading anything lately?
Every single day for the next two weeks...

Is it obvious when you're upset?
Sometimes.

Do you have any flags in your house?
Idts.

Are there any 'keep off the grass' signs where you live?
Not that I know of.

Have you ever walked on the grass with such a sign?^
It's an unwritten rule at school that everyone breaks.

Don't ya just hate getting brainfreeze?
Is there anyone out there who actually likes it?

Do any of your scars have an interesting story?
No.

Do you like kiwis?
I'm not sure I've ever had one.

Do you ever fear you are turning into your parents?
No. I will never be my parents.

Would you like to take a ride in a hot air balloon?
Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

Do you own a hot water bottle?
No.

Do you agree that snuggies look like a camp grim reapers outfit?
Oh ho ho British slang. Now that you mention it, they do look pretty campy.

When you were a child going trick-or-treating, did it bug you when people gave you fruit?
I never got fruit.

How many continents have you been to?
The on in which I live.

Do you agree with the concept: the 100% american is 99% idiot?
No, but I do agree that the 100% human race is 99% idiot.

Are you double-jointed?
I don't think so.

When is the last time you laughed hysterically?
No telling.

At school which area of science did you prefer: biology/chemistry/physics?
How about none of the above?

Which did you prefer between geography/history?
History only because the teacher is the greatest teacher of all time.

How many times can you skip a stone in water? (or skim...whatever :/)
Not many... I'm not good at it.

What is your favourite smoothie combination?
I don't like smoothies...

Would you walk about the town wearing leotards?
No...

Have you ever had a main part in a play?
Nope.

Are there any musical instruments in the room you're in?
I have a ukulele hanging on the wall. An ocarina somewhere around here.

Do you ever have wee racist moments, even in your head?
I think it's natural for everyone to have them.

Does soggy bread turn your stomach?
I don't eat soggy bread...

Are you sitting comfortably?
I suppose so.

How has your day been so far?
It's been pretty laid back. I spent half of it reading The Inferno and the other half working in the library. And in between I saw the play cuts.

What did you do for your last birthday?
I honestly don't remember. Probably nothing special.

Do you know the name of your postman?
Nope.

Are you going out of town today?
I most certainly would if a)I didn't have a paper to write and b)I had means of transportation.

What is your favourite genre of books?
I just like a good story.

Can you name a difference between RNA and DNA?
I can't remember. I haven't even given biology a thought in two years.

Do you know anyone who owns a farm?
I used to. He had all kind of cool farm animals. He died many years ago...

Have you ever driven a tractor?
No.

Does the smell of the countryside bother you?
No...

Any plans now that this survey is complete?
Start that damn paper... I should probably finish reading the book first. Meh.

You said it's such a life to remember, so, come on, and we'll sleep away December.


Real post tomorrow.