Monday, January 28, 2019

Bringing these back


if you could have sex with any celebrity right now, who would it be?
Mamoa

if you had to have sex with one of your best friends who would it be?
I would have to be so drunk that it doesn't matter, I guess

ever fallen in love with a friend?
Developed a crush on one in high school

did you end up getting together or not?
Nope

if yes, how did you end up together?

if no, why not?
Never persued it. The friendship was more valuable.

ever been the other woman?
Yeah! This dude I had slept with a couple times had a girlfriend the whole time apparently. I found out months later from his Facebook... After he unfriended me. 🤷

we all have that one song that gets us pumped, what's yours?
Depends on the day, the mood, the alignment of the planets...

have you ever been to prom?
Zombie prom. As an adult.

did you have a good time? 
Yeah! I blacked out the first time I went. Made the best of it the second time.

don't you just hate it when someone is a boring texter?
I am that someone.

ever let someone use you knowing they were using you?
I have done this on more than one occasion during different phases of my life all of which had low self-esteem as a common denominator.

how many people have you slept with (sexually not actually sleeping)?
11

how many of them were you actually in love with?
Oh... maybe 4

ever taken someone's virginity?
Nope

would you ever want to be with a virgin?
Absolutely not

if no, why not?
I prefer someone who knows what they are doing

favorite song lyrics?
Depends on the day, the mood, the alignment of the planets...

do you constantly find yourself internet stalking your ex?
Nope!

if yes, how many times a day on average do you find yourself doing this?
About once every 3 months to make sure he's still really far away

so like, what's your zodiac sign?
Pisces

what's your favorite item of clothing you have & why? 
The leggings I've been wearing almost everyday since the wreck... They're thick like pants, warm, and easy to put on with one hand (it's the only pants I can wear right now being handicapped and all)

do you have anything to hide?
Probably

are you friends with any of your exes?
Only kinda

given the chance would you take any of your exes back?
I would not

do you have an addiction? 
Yes

to what?
Coke from Sonic

do you like being taken or single more & why?
They both have their perks, but due to my lack of friends, lately I prefer being taken because he's the only one who wants to be around me

being loud & obnoxious is fun huh?
Not at all

do you feel like you're sorta split personality?  half & half?
Oh, like milk and cream? Yeaaaa

do you act like your own gender or more like the opposite sex?
Whatever

do you have more friends of the same sex or opposite?
opposite... if I had any lol

i'm gonna make you some food now, what do you want me to make you?
Depends on the day, mood... You get it

blunts, bowls or bongs?
None

favorite sexual position?
Switching it up

3 traits your dream partner would have?
R e s p e c t x 3

drake is the bomb isn't he?
Bit of a creep

do you really care what people think of you?
A lil

when you have a fight with your partner what do you do?
Seethe probably

Have any siblings you know of but don't actually know personally?
I have a brother who is schizophrenic... don't really know him anymore

greatest fear?
I think it changes

something people fear that you do not fear at all?
Spiders maybe

don't you hate getting nice & comfy & then having to pee?
All the god damn time

what do you think of porn & the people who watch it?
To each his own

when your friends mention you in fb statuses & tweets do you get happy?
Not really what gets the seratonin goin' for me

how much does it really take to get you mad?
Depends on the planets, yo

would you date someone that your parents & friends didn't approve of?
I did that once

do you have any regrets?
See: above
The entire year of 2016

are you always the one to apologize even if it's not your fault?
Not always

ever lost friends because of a certain guy or girl?
When my friends get SOs, they don't talk to me anymore 🤷

is ghetto really an insult?
I don't say it

what word can I call you to insult you?
Hands down: lazy

ever used a legit sex toy before?
Yeah, turns out it's not my thing

ever questioned your sexuality?
Nah. I am unfortunately attracted to men.

ever thought you were pregnant?
I wish it was only a thought

ever faked being pregnant?
I wish it was fake... But I would fucking never

favorite song at the moment?
"I was drunk" - Margot & the Nuclear So & So's

ever had a major surgery performed on you?
No but this hand might need surgery soon

do you think you're a boring person?
Definitely

do you think you're more or less a good person?
I think I used to be good

Which of the 7 deadly sins are you guilty of?
All of them, I'm sure

do you think it's possible to dislike all music?
Anything is possible

what's one thing you think everyone has in common?
99% of DNA

do you believe that there's actually good in EVERYONE?
No

what's one thing that bothers you that probably wouldn't bother most people?
The sound of a file/Emery board

do you believe in forever?
For the universe, sure

how many relationships have you been in?
If you mean committed Facebook-official-type relationships... I think about 6 of them count under that category

do you ever want to get married?
Was never in my plans, but we'll see

why or why not?
Not a goal of mine

do you believe in divorce?
Yes

how about love at first sight?
Not really

is there a song you can't listen to without thinking of someone?
A few

how are you feeling right now?
Sleepy

do you like being called babe, baby, hunnie, etc?
Yes, actually. But I never say it back.

do you have any sort of ongoing health problem?
Deficiency

ever lost someone close to you?
A couple

ever been hit by a motor vehicle?
A month ago today

can you play a musical instrument?
Nope

do you wish you did?
Yes

are you able to speak fluently in more than one language?
No, but I'd love to

ever self harmed in any way?
I've self-destructived like an adult, no self-harm tho

ever wish you were of the opposite sex?
As good as they got it... Still no

favorite genre of music?
Americana folk

are you lady like?
Doubtful

is there that one person who you just CAN NOT seem to get over?
I thought there was one for a minute, but it passed

so what's your dream job?
Unobtainable, I'm sure

someone you can't see yourself being able to live without?
I hope I never have to find out

best & most favorite video game (pc or console) ever?
Fallout 2

what's worse? yolo, swag, or cray?
You do you

so like, whatever happened to that 2012 thing we were all worried about?
We're in a simulation

would you ever tattoo someone's name on you?
Likely not

when people sing happy birthday to you do you feel awkward or happy?
So awkward

favorite thing about being in a relationship?
Having someone there

favorite thing about being single?
Doing whatever you want forever

ever been hurt by someone you thought would never hurt you?
Of course

don't you hate it when people in relationships act single?
As long as it ain't my relationship, then it ain't my business

sex is really good isn't it?
Currently, yes

ever had a friends with benefits?
A few

do you like trains?
Not in a hobby kinda way. I wish we had more for public transit.

do you think you have a pretty good singing voice?
Nah. Wish I did tho

how about dancing, are you a good dancer?
Don't think so

is intelligence a turn on for you?
Yes

hm, top 3 physical turn ons?
I've always had a thing for, like... toned arms and shoulders. Dark hair. Square jaws (bonus five o clock shadow)

you're dating someone, they must be what personality wise?
I don't even know. Funny (to me)

aren't rasta colors perfect?
Yeah actually

do you like bob marley?
Not really

why or why not?
Not my taste

do you like to feel powerful & in charge?
Oh, I do

capricorns are the best aren't they?
I don't fucking know

describe your appearance in 3 words:
Kinda small, kinda dull, probably draped in black

are you afraid to stand out?
Probably

what do you do when you're mad?
Clean the house... Sleep

how about sad?
Clean the house... Sleep

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