Happenings and Goings On

What the hell? Nikki just texted me. She's at the dorm and I am 3 hours away at home. The conversation goes as follows:

Nikki: I MELTED THE TABLE :( I'M SO SORRY!
Me: Which table? And how lol?
Nikki: The kitchen table... I don't know how but the whole top part is melted and the whole apartment is blanketed in ash and it smells like burnt plastic :( i'm 300 bucks set back from getting out of here.
Me: :\ Did the fire alarm go off? Maybe you should file a work order.
Nikki: That's the scary part! The alarm didn't go off! I wasn't here. :(
Me: That's weird. How did you melt it if you weren't there?
Nikki: I DON'T KNOW! SLUT MAGIC IS WORKING AGAINST ME!
Me: Lol was there a candle lit?
Nikki: I don't know :( i don't even know what was on the table before i left. :(

This is suspicious and dodgy... How can someone be so unobservant? I really don't understand how she doesn't know how this happened. All I know is that we're going to be fined for that. $300 as she mentioned above. And I am take zero responsibility for any of this. I don't know what it takes to learn responsibility, but she needs it...

I'm not going to worry about it for now though.

Fonz and I hung out at his house last night. At one point he filled a condom up with water and I said, "It looks like a boob." And he replied, "It FEELS like a boob too!" I laughed pretty hard.

Today, Mom and I visited Rachel to see her baby. I realized I'll probably never make a good mother. Babies don't interest me. I don't care to see them or hold them or feed them or anything. I can babytalk a dog all day, but I can't imagine babytalking an actual baby. I already mother all my friends, but they're adults (though some of them don't act like it) and can think for themselves. I'm just there to help keep them on their toes, I guess. What I'm trying to say is I have a motherly instinct and it takes over a lot of time, but I for some reason don't feel like I'll make a good mother to my own kids one day...

Saw my dad and brothers afterward. Mike was there too. There's really nothing else I can say about Josh and Ashley. Ashley says she wants to hang out with me a lot over the summer cuz I'm the only person she knows who doesn't do drugs. And everyone else will be "drinking and getting high" and she "can't." She didn't say she didn't want to. She said she can't... She's apparently pregnant. No one knows if she is or not. No one knows whether to believe it. But if she is, maybe it'll straighten her up. Regardless, I'll be more than happy to spend as much time with her as possible during the summer if it keeps her off drugs.

Dillon and Nikki are (hopefully still...) stopping here tomorrow on their way to Nashville. I'm gonna show them around my humble hometown, I suppose. And then they're going to take me to Nana's house on their way to Nashville.

I really hope that's all still happening... You never know with those two. They may get in a fight tomorrow morning and decided they aren't going anywhere anymore...

If I do go to Nana's house, it'll probably be a bad idea. I'm going to spend time with Nana and my cousin, but I'm guaranteed to also see Pamp. I just feel like I'm really going to regret this. I can only hope everything turns out better than expected.

I'm listening to Two Door Cinema Club right now which reminds me that Nikki and I are seeing them in June in Atlanta! I'm so excited already! ^^ :D