Stonehearted Man

Today was a fantastic day. It wasn't much different from any other day, but I've just been so happy lately. I was very enthusiastic today and laughed a lot.

When the lockdown happened, I figured they had the drug dogs out in the hallway. Then when we had to evacuate, I figured they were bringing the drug dogs into the classrooms. But then they said we were going off campus, so I didn't know what was going on. I was just glad to get out of third period (thought it didn't make a difference when we got back).

And, yes, Facebook. EVERYONE KNOWS WE HAD AN EVACUATION. God damn.

I've been a bitch on Facebook lately. Somebody has to be. I get so sick of seeing 500 statuses that say the same damn thing. Why do they feel the need to tell everybody what they are doing when everybody else is doing the same fucking thing? salklsdlkalsdkjfldksajfsd

But, anyway. Aside from me being a bitch. I'm just so happy right now. Not for any specific reason, but I don't need a reason. Today was a good day, and I feel like it's going to be a good week.

I've been sleeping a lot easier lately. I can actually fall asleep now for the first time in what seems like my entire life. I don't lie in bed for hours and hours before eventually dozing off. Feels good, man. Real good.

The Kingston Springs playing a last minute show at the Basement. Damn you, last minute! Damn you, Nashville! And most importantly: damn you, 18+!

So, first period, naturally, I slept. Second period, I uploaded some pictures from my camera to the computer and edited them the entire class time. Third period was the the horribly acted out evacuation. No fourth period, of course. Fifth period, I played with Play-Doh. Lunch: business as usual. (Justin was like, "Nate wants to know if you'll suck his dick." And I laughed really loud. Then he was like, "Logan wants to know if Nate will suck his dick." I laughed out loud again. THEN he said (to me), "Nate wants to know if he can suck your dick." Then I laughed uncontrollably). Sixth period, I watched a video about polymer clay. Seventh period, I colored.

All in all, pretty successful day.

Is 'making out' an example of acceptable PDA?
No. Not unless you're at a party

Do you enjoy sleeping more than you should?
Oh, yes.

Have you ever been asked to stop doing something at a movie theatre?
No. I am not obnoxious.

Have you ever felt trapped within a relationship?
No.

What's something about life they should teach in school, but don't?
Some things just can't be taught in schools. You have to learn them on your own.

Are you a good sport about receiving a gift that you don't want?
I guess.

What's your relationship status?
Single. Unavailable.

What is a song that always makes you feel sad?
Here's to the Night.

What is the last thing you purchased at a gas station?
Brisk with Lemonade. Shit's so cash.

Was the tooth faerie generous with you as a child?
I don't remember.

If there's a movie you really wanna see, will you go to the movies, or wait and rent, or buy it?
I'll go see that bitch in the movie theater. Bitches love movie theaters.

What's the last movie you saw in theatres?
Inception.

Has anyone ever proposed to you?
Not forealsies.

Could you describe to me the most magnificent dream you've ever had?
Probably the one where I had wings.

What's your favorite winter coat look like?
Gray tartan.

Do you eat the pizza crust, or just throw it away?
I like the crust. Unless it is from Papa John's. Shit is so not cash.

Ever met anyone who wasn't ugly, but 'average' looking, but because of their personality,you found them more physically attractive than they were?
Probably.

What typically draws your 'wild side' out of you?
Natural high. Or not.

Is it cruel for exotic animals to be held captive in circuses/zoos?
Not if they are treated right, thus making them happy. Which circuses do not do. ):

Do you wear jewelry often?
Nah.

Are you flexible?
Not so much anymore.

Do you know how to play any musical instrument(s)?
Kinda.

Do you wear glasses? If so, what do they look like? (or contacts?)
They are black and thick-rimmed because I'm so hip.

Do you have any peacock-ish tendencies? (showing off...)
Only when I cook something delicious and want everyone to try it, though I'm never actually serious. Example: I made funnel cakes last night. They were very good. Somebody should just give me an award.

What's your favorite popular song? (everyone has at least one they like:)
Fuckin' Don't Stop Believin', man.

What would you imagine a monster looks like?
A monster may look just like you and I.

What song are you embarrassed to admit is on your iPod/music player?
I don't have a music player. Probably that song by Metro Station. It came on the Almost Alice soundtrack. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

What is something that you've lost that you'd really like back?
I can't think of anything at the moment. Does that piss you off?

Have you ever met anyone famous or well-known?
No. I have been in the general vicinity (try standing right beside them) of a very well-known person, though.

Does it bother you if the food on your plate touches each other?
No.

Do your shoelaces always seem to be coming undone?
WAIT! I'm coming undone. IRATE! I'm coming undone. TOO LATE! I'm coming undone. Lol, if shoestrings could talk... they'd listen to Korn. And, to answer your question: no. My shoes are always straightlaced.

What is the most interesting surname you have ever heard?
Gah! Who was it...? I remember hearing somebody's name and thinking it is the coolest name ever... This is going to bother me. He was like a writer or something in the 19th century... fist name started with an A, I'm pretty sure... When I remember, I will shout it out loud. Really loud.

Do you wear shoes that are uncomfortable?
They used to be uncomfortable because they were a little too small. I bought them the wrong size like a dumbass. But they fit just fine now. Yep.

What color is your camera?
Pretty sure every time I answer this question I say factory gray.

Does your cell-phone take good quality pictures?
Not at all.

Do you have any knee-high socks?
I used to but they got holes in them. On my list. I want the rainbow ones. I saw them at Walgreens one time. haha

Any movies you really wanna see??
I can't wait for The Dawn Treader! :3 That's really the only one I can think of right now. I'm going to go see Water For Elephants whenever that comes out, too, even though I can't stand Robert Pattinson.

Your parents ever make you attend classes you had no interest in as a kid?
Nah.

Have you ever been mauled/attacked by a dog or a cat?
Nooo. My older brother has, though. Surprised he's not traumatized.

What's your favorite Lady GaGa song?
I can't stand her music.

If you don't like her, could you explain why, please?
Her music is terrible just like all the other piles of shit on the radio. Not to mention everybody likes her cuz she's "liek soooo unique n stuff!" when it's all an act. Stefani Germanotta is the female Sacha Baron Cohen. Lady Gaga = Bruno. (Not even Borat or Ali G).

Is it cruel for parents to have their toddler's ears pierced?
No, why would that be cruel?

Who is someone famous that you look up to, or have at one point in time?
It's hard to find a hero in a sea of letdowns.

What is something you have done underage?
Meh, I won't be underage in 4 months.

How would you describe your own personal style?
Idk how to describe it. It's like: hey, that's not fucking hideous. Let's wear that.

How would you define 'beauty'?
A characteristic that strikes awe in the witness.

What does your favorite Christmas ornament look like?
I don't have one.

UGGs, Doc Martins, or Jeffrey Campbell boots?
Do I look like a diva to you?

When was the last time you argued with someone over something petty?
I dunno. It was probably with Caleb though.

Is there anything you keep/collect that most people just throw away?
Wristbands. Movie tickets. I think a lot of people keep those things though.

Have you ever been to The Rainforest Cafe?
Yes. It's not all that special.

Which Chex Mix flavor is the best?
I don't know, but, oh, my God. You just reminded me of my favorite thing to make on around Christmastime.